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		<title>I love using my GPS, problem is I can&#8217;t find it.</title>
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		<title>Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.</title>
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		<title>I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.</title>
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		<title>I think I got a fever, a fever of you</title>
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		<title>Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in the fruit salad.</title>
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		<title>Nothing like someone posting a 7th grade photo of you on Facebook to bruise your ego.</title>
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		<title>Girls work on their looks but not their minds b’coz they know boys are stupid, not blind.</title>
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		<title>Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you.</title>
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		<title>If vampires can&#8217;t see themselves in mirrors, how do they trim those perfect goatees?</title>
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