- We all have that one as friend who always give the best relationship advice but is still single.
- If money ever grew on trees, girls wouldn’t mind dating with monkeys.
- Common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it most never use it.
- If only losing weight was as easy as losing my cell phone, my keys, my temper, or even my mind … I’d be SO skinny!
- I love using my GPS, problem is I can’t find it.